markscherz:

findersfeeders:

markscherz:

solepunk:

toadschooled:

*thinks about very small frogs* *angrily wipes away tears*

Oh, but to be like @markscherz and cry over very small frogs for a living

It is a delight, that’s for sure

Allow me to introduce you to

THE PUMPKIN TOADLET

They smol

But they mighty

Don’t mess.

(They’re so ity bity they can’t hear themselves call.)

Used to be most smol. Bu has been out teenied by the MINI genus. Srsly.

Sciencey name? Mini mum. Other species? Mini ature.

It’s clostest fam? The most lorge.

😁

You’re welcome. (I’m the one who named the genus Mini and its three ridiculously named species. You missed Mini scule)

aww-so-pretty:

This cat is so beautiful

not-all-there98:

badjokesbyjeff:

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

blasquezza:

mudaship39:

champagne-stark:

champagne-stark:

prsephonies:

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

amen my existence is resistance and my existence is political whether i like it or not 

MY EXISTENCE IS RESISTANCE AND MY EXISTENCE IS POLITICAL WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT

asbesitos:

asbesitos:

pics that make you go harrumph

the-absolute-best-gifs:

on the verge of sneezing but then you’re like-

alwaysthebrightside:

hobies:

park jimin you fine fine boy

tredlocity:

trashyeggroll:

I heard a cardboard noise and turned around to find this

fashion

babydogdoo:

C

babydogdoo:

just-shower-thoughts:

A woman’s version of morning wood is morning dew.

e-cryptid-official:

I saw a post on here the other day about how sexy it is when women wear their keys on a belt loop and I just have to say that the things lesbians find hot are so fucking funny. Like, “oh, fuck, that’s convenient.”

llleighsmith:

the farmers market is lesbian church

sinkorfloatorswim:

brothamanblack77:

WHO TOLD